SHHHH!
YOU FOUND A SECRET!
I don't know how you did it, but you have finally found it! The incredible SECRET PAGE!
Now ask yourself, really look inside your soul and ask yourself. Was it worth it? Is it really that incredible?
Do you feel some sort of accomplishment after finding this page? Do you feel better about yourself?
If you are still reading this, I don't know what is actually wrong with you! I mean, if you stumbled across this by accident, surely you would have clicked that "GO BACK HOME" button. But you haven't. So you are still here, reading this. Wow, you must have a really boring life to be able to find this, read this ENTIRE dialogue, and still not click away.
Honestly, I can't take it anymore.
Buh bye!
© 2020 by Miro Salom.
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE HERE FOR YOU!
GO AWAY!!!!
How are you still here??? I specifically said goodbye and made it very clear that there was nothing else here for you. And yet instead of going back to the proper site that I worked so hard on, you decided to stay on this page and just disregard my work!
There is nothing else here for you! Go away! There is no link sending you to some secret website, there are no special little surprises, and yet you are still here.
WHY???
Please just go away!
Just click this -> CLICK ME!!!! and go away.
I honestly don't know what you were expecting to find here. But whatever you were expecting, IT'S NOT HERE!!!!
So just go away. Please?
Thank you so much. Now I'm going to say bye for real.
Goodbye.